Current mood:	distressed
Current music:	Marty Robbins - El Paso
Entry tags:	cosplay, haruno, porn, sakura, yuri

I Have Never Been this Depressed by Porn Before
So it's 1AM and I'm still not the slightest bit tired, and suddenly a friend of mine messages me out of nowhere, telling me that she shouldn't be downloading porn, due to bad experiences.

Dan says:
What horror did you get today?
Amanda says:
sakura cosplay yuri
Dan says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan says:
!!!!!!!
Dan says:
!!
Dan says:
!!

It's a slight understatement to say she got my attention. You see, I have a bit of a fetish for a certain Naruto character named Sakura.


I'm also, for whatever reason, really quite fond of pink hair. So when someone tells me that there's a girl in Sakura costume having girlsex... well, I'm a pervert. And a nerd. It's relevant to my interests. Like a million dollars is relevant to my interests.

So I download it. It really sounds too good to be true to me. Most anime character costumes look horrible; it's very unusual to see someone get it right. So this girl is probably fat and wears a pink T-shirt to call herself Sakura.

OH MY GOD.

She's fucking hot and her costume is close to perfect. She might be the hottest Sakura I've seen in my life. I'm already close to messing my pants in the first 3 seconds of this video. And... wait, this is a PORN video? This girl is going to get naked? No WAI.



YA WAI. @___@ At this point I'm thanking God for allowing me to live, and I'm not even sure if a God exists. If God does exist, she probably looks like this Sakura here. I made plans to marry my right hand and live happily ever after.

But man, did God ever teach me a lesson. Sounds too good to be true? It ALWAYS is. So what could possibly take away from the giga asston of hotness and God and win this insanely attractive Sakura represents?
How about her partner looks like FUCKING COURTNEY LOVE.
I'm not even going to post a screenshot, that's how ugly the other girl is. Also, the camera pretty much focuses on Courtney the whole fucking time, and hideously, she's naked almost the whole time. So is Sakura, but it's like trying to see Venus when the Gorgon Demon Star is shining in your face.

I can't begin to describe how sad this makes me. If Sakura had just made a solo video, my life would have been complete. I mean, of course another hot girl would've been better, but no need to push your luck, right? Well, look what fucking happened. I started with the prettiest anime dork costume awesome ever, and ended up with a travesty.

There's a lesson here. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm sure you won't learn it in 6th grade sex ed.